Day/Time:7:45am Saturday
Circumstances: Dora is sleep deprived, hung over and late for work. Oh and her car is still at the restaurant from last night.
Starbucks fucktard#1 : Can I help you?
me: yea, I'd like an oatmeal with nuts and berries, a tall dark roast and the globe and mail.
SF1: here's your nutbar.
me: no, try again.
SF1: excuse me?
me: i didn't order that. I'd like an oatmeal...don't forget the berries and nuts.
SF2: [shouts off into the distance] I need an Oatmeal with berries?
me: [getting ready to pull out my shiv] BERRIES AND NUTS!
SF#1: Just berries?
me: are you playing with me? Because this really isn't a great morning for games!
SF#1: oh. ok. That'll be $3.56.
me: for coffee, the paper and the oatmeal?
SF#1: oh you want coffee?
me: IS THIS NOT STARBUCKS?!
SF: $5.17
me: here.
SF: Here's your oatmeal. Anything else.
me: nope...JUST MY FUCKING COFFEE!!!!!
[and the desire to see your lifeless body dangling over the fiery pits of hell.]
Saturday, October 11, 2008
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5 comments:
I love that this is the post that follows the one about learning empathy...Not that this dimwit deserved it.
Send a complaint about the lackluster service to Starbucks and they'll send you coupons or something. Really.
I can't feel empathy for idiots. can't do it, not in my DNA.
And thanks for the heads up, I'll totally ask for coupons...Brie do you have their email address???
just kidding.
I probably do somewhere. Sean's right though, you should totally complain. Starbucks are amazing with their keep-the-customer-happy service. Do it! And give me one of the coupons!
:: fucktard ::
very nice, Dora!
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