Old People get on my nerves

I know it's only a matter of time before we're all old and pissed about not being able to do the things we once could. But I really hope that when I'm old, I will not become a huge douchebag. I hope that if I feel like a raging homicidal lunatic because I broke my hip taking a deep breath, that I won't pick up the phone and yell at some unsuspecting stranger. I hope that instead I will say something like, "Sorry dear, I'll have to call you back when I'm not filled with pure bile and thorny hatred for all mankind."

That's what I hope.